If you read the First Amendment it does five things..
.It protects your religion
and it protects you from religion
and allows you to think.
It protects your right to speak about the things you thought about.
It protects the freedom of the press, which gives you access to others thoughts.
It protects your right to assemble and discuss with others those thoughts.
And it protects your right to petition the government for a redress of grievances those thoughts give rise to.
Many of our problems today come from not thinking!
Monday, October 14, 2019
Sunday, October 13, 2019
The growing of a Reader
I was a reader at an early age.
In first grade, while everyone else was taking turns reading a page from Dick and Jane, I read ahead and finished the book. Unfortunately, the teacher would call on me to read a page right when I was much further on and, not having paid attention to what the last person had read, I couldn't find what i should read. Which made the teacher think I couldn't read at all.
When we finally completed that book (and maybe another Dick and Jane book) the teacher told us we could take home ANY book in her glass front bookcase to read at home. So I choose Black Beauty! She tried to talk me out of it, but I persisted (it had a horse on the cover) and managed to read it. It took a few months and I kept asking my parents what this or that word was, but I read it.
I'm stubborn like that.
In second grade, I kept checking the Wizard of Oz series out from the public library. It was a small room staffed by volunteers. One of them refused to let me check any more OZ copies out of the library -- because they were Fourth grade books and I was depriving some fourth grader of being able to read those books.
I was furious.
So I became a children's librarian for over 40 years and never, ever told a child they couldn't take out certain books.
In first grade, while everyone else was taking turns reading a page from Dick and Jane, I read ahead and finished the book. Unfortunately, the teacher would call on me to read a page right when I was much further on and, not having paid attention to what the last person had read, I couldn't find what i should read. Which made the teacher think I couldn't read at all.
When we finally completed that book (and maybe another Dick and Jane book) the teacher told us we could take home ANY book in her glass front bookcase to read at home. So I choose Black Beauty! She tried to talk me out of it, but I persisted (it had a horse on the cover) and managed to read it. It took a few months and I kept asking my parents what this or that word was, but I read it.
I'm stubborn like that.
In second grade, I kept checking the Wizard of Oz series out from the public library. It was a small room staffed by volunteers. One of them refused to let me check any more OZ copies out of the library -- because they were Fourth grade books and I was depriving some fourth grader of being able to read those books.
I was furious.
So I became a children's librarian for over 40 years and never, ever told a child they couldn't take out certain books.
Thursday, October 10, 2019
Thoughts on a beach walk
Walking on the beach at Fletchers Cove. Low tide. Saw what looked like pebbles at the water’s edge. Going closer discovered they were thousands and thousands of tiny clams.
On my right are 200 foot cliffs with houses and apartments at the top. Passing one part of the cliff that has collapsed, spewing onto the beach.
Wondering how it would be to live there, not knowing just when the house/ apartment will be undercut and slide down the cliff.
On my right are 200 foot cliffs with houses and apartments at the top. Passing one part of the cliff that has collapsed, spewing onto the beach.
Wondering how it would be to live there, not knowing just when the house/ apartment will be undercut and slide down the cliff.
Friday, September 13, 2019
A writer's alphabet, by Rick Walton
Rick Walton is a multi-published writer of humorous books - mostly picture books. Some time ago, before he died, he sent me this alphabet he had created about the publishing world.
copywrite - Rick Walton
===========================
Whenever I spend a great deal of time involved in something, my mind starts rebelling, and twisting it out of shape. I just spent a week at a writing workshop, a very good one, but it was enough to twist my mind, which spit out the following:
A Publishing Industry Glossary
Author--the costume a writer puts on when he goes to a cocktail party.
Auction--a contest where two or more editors race to see who can show the most irrational exuberance.
Advance--the best proof that your project is moving forward.
ARC-- a vessel you send out into the ocean of reviewers, hoping it floats instead of sinks.
Backlist--books still in print, but which the publisher hides behind his back so they are hard to see.
Book--a rectangular device for immortalizing the person whose name is inscribed on it. Not to be confused with "headstone".
Contract--a document which, if held to the same standards as its subject, would require serious editing.
Cover letter--a letter designed to cover the weaknesses in your manuscript.
Critique--hopefully advice to help you turn your pony into a racehorse, but too often the suggestion that you turn your pony into an alligator.
Designer--a person who proves that people do indeed judge a book by its cover.
Dialogue--what people might say in real life if it were edited for clarity, conciseness, and for necessity to the plot. In other words, nothing at all like what people say in real life.
Draft--a manuscript with still enough holes in it to let the wind blow through.
E-book--E stands for everyone, as in everyone now will think they can write a book.
Editor--a young woman with just slightly more power than God.
Editorial Board--a plank that your book is forced to walk by the captain of the publishing ship. Sometimes the book is allowed to come back and join the crew. But most of the time the book is pushed into the ocean.
Endpapers--a great place to write notes when you're out of notepaper, which is why they should be plain white.
Fiction--what a writer tells himself to make him believe he can write something people will pay money for.
Graphic novel--a comic book that went to college.
Hardcover--the best kind of book to use as a murder weapon.
Imprint--one of the personalities exhibited in a publisher's multiple personality disorder.
ISBN--Intercontinental Satellite-Based Nuke. What an author wishes they had access to when they get a bad review.
Jacket--an outer covering designed to make a cool book hot.
Line editing--editing that does not require you to wrap your mind around the whole plot, as substantive editing does, but which allows you to work while standing in the grocery store line, the bank line, the DMV line,...
Mass-market--a type of book that most of the time the masses, with great enthusiasm, ignore.
Option clause--a contract clause that gives you the option to either say, "No thank you, take it out." Or, "Are you out of your mind? Take it out!"
Print on demand--polite people say "print on request".
Publication date--a blind date set up between your book and the reader. You hope for a long-term relationship, but too often it results in your book being stood up.
Publisher--a company that is looking for something new and fresh as long as it has been done before.
Quill--if it was good enough for Shakespeare, it is good enough for you.
Reader--a very smart person who likes your book, or one who is not so smart who doesn't.
Rejection--a necessary evil, unless it involves my manuscript, then it is a totally unnecessary wrong.
Remainder--also known as "reminder". A step in the publishing process designed to remind you that you aren't as hot as you were starting to think you are.
Royalty--a British term for when publishers send the author lots of small pieces of paper with pictures of royalty on them in exchange for publishing their books. American publishers kept the term, in spite of the fact that our small pieces of paper do not have pictures of royalty on them, because they are afraid that if it was called "president", we would hear it as "precedent" and start expecting them to send us those little pieces of paper more often.
Typewriter--the best writing device ever to use as a murder weapon.
Unsolicited submission--a twisted form of attempted adoption where you give your dear child away to someone who doesn't want it.
Vanity press--a variation of "van o' depressed". So-called because you end up depressed with a van full of books.
Young adult--the average age of editors today.
copywrite - Rick Walton
copywrite - Rick Walton
===========================
Whenever I spend a great deal of time involved in something, my mind starts rebelling, and twisting it out of shape. I just spent a week at a writing workshop, a very good one, but it was enough to twist my mind, which spit out the following:
A Publishing Industry Glossary
Author--the costume a writer puts on when he goes to a cocktail party.
Auction--a contest where two or more editors race to see who can show the most irrational exuberance.
Advance--the best proof that your project is moving forward.
ARC-- a vessel you send out into the ocean of reviewers, hoping it floats instead of sinks.
Backlist--books still in print, but which the publisher hides behind his back so they are hard to see.
Book--a rectangular device for immortalizing the person whose name is inscribed on it. Not to be confused with "headstone".
Contract--a document which, if held to the same standards as its subject, would require serious editing.
Cover letter--a letter designed to cover the weaknesses in your manuscript.
Critique--hopefully advice to help you turn your pony into a racehorse, but too often the suggestion that you turn your pony into an alligator.
Designer--a person who proves that people do indeed judge a book by its cover.
Dialogue--what people might say in real life if it were edited for clarity, conciseness, and for necessity to the plot. In other words, nothing at all like what people say in real life.
Draft--a manuscript with still enough holes in it to let the wind blow through.
E-book--E stands for everyone, as in everyone now will think they can write a book.
Editor--a young woman with just slightly more power than God.
Editorial Board--a plank that your book is forced to walk by the captain of the publishing ship. Sometimes the book is allowed to come back and join the crew. But most of the time the book is pushed into the ocean.
Endpapers--a great place to write notes when you're out of notepaper, which is why they should be plain white.
Fiction--what a writer tells himself to make him believe he can write something people will pay money for.
Graphic novel--a comic book that went to college.
Hardcover--the best kind of book to use as a murder weapon.
Imprint--one of the personalities exhibited in a publisher's multiple personality disorder.
ISBN--Intercontinental Satellite-Based Nuke. What an author wishes they had access to when they get a bad review.
Jacket--an outer covering designed to make a cool book hot.
Line editing--editing that does not require you to wrap your mind around the whole plot, as substantive editing does, but which allows you to work while standing in the grocery store line, the bank line, the DMV line,...
Mass-market--a type of book that most of the time the masses, with great enthusiasm, ignore.
Option clause--a contract clause that gives you the option to either say, "No thank you, take it out." Or, "Are you out of your mind? Take it out!"
Print on demand--polite people say "print on request".
Publication date--a blind date set up between your book and the reader. You hope for a long-term relationship, but too often it results in your book being stood up.
Publisher--a company that is looking for something new and fresh as long as it has been done before.
Quill--if it was good enough for Shakespeare, it is good enough for you.
Reader--a very smart person who likes your book, or one who is not so smart who doesn't.
Rejection--a necessary evil, unless it involves my manuscript, then it is a totally unnecessary wrong.
Remainder--also known as "reminder". A step in the publishing process designed to remind you that you aren't as hot as you were starting to think you are.
Royalty--a British term for when publishers send the author lots of small pieces of paper with pictures of royalty on them in exchange for publishing their books. American publishers kept the term, in spite of the fact that our small pieces of paper do not have pictures of royalty on them, because they are afraid that if it was called "president", we would hear it as "precedent" and start expecting them to send us those little pieces of paper more often.
Typewriter--the best writing device ever to use as a murder weapon.
Unsolicited submission--a twisted form of attempted adoption where you give your dear child away to someone who doesn't want it.
Vanity press--a variation of "van o' depressed". So-called because you end up depressed with a van full of books.
Young adult--the average age of editors today.
copywrite - Rick Walton
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Picture book biographies
Here's a list of very fine, new picture book biographies as chosen by librarian extraordinar - Elizabeth Bird. On her blog, Fuse #8 production.
Thursday, August 22, 2019
Mall adventures
I think I've been tapped by a credit card stealer. I was walking in a mall and this woman approached me, told me my outfit looked Parisian. Naturally I was flattered. So I showed her to watch my hand. I actually was showing her that the skirt had POCKETS, but something about her expression made me think that she looked scared. Hmmmm.
Then we walked down the mall, talking of this and that, and later I remembered that her purse was awfully close to my purse. When I headed up the escalator to the food court, she left, saying she just remembered that she was going to the Apple store.
Then we walked down the mall, talking of this and that, and later I remembered that her purse was awfully close to my purse. When I headed up the escalator to the food court, she left, saying she just remembered that she was going to the Apple store.
A few hours later I thought back about the episode and remembered that thieves can steal your credit card number simply by being close to your purse - bumping into it if possible.
Am I worried? No. Because my credit cards are in a RDIF protected carrier to prevent theft. And I decided that the reason she originally looked scared when I put my hand into my pocket was because she may have thought I was reaching for a badge.
(she may have gotten the barcode of my library cards, but since there were three of them piled on top of each other, I can't imagine that she'd be able to make any sense of the jumble of numbers.
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
Are you shy? So am I
I'm a really shy person.
How shy?
Well, for example: at a recent writer's convention a group of us who had graduated from a grad writing program decided to get together for dinner.
We set up a place in the hotel to meet.
When I arrived there, another group waiting there asked me to take their picture beside the flower cart bicycle. Which I did. Then I sat down to wait.
The other group chatted together for a while.
Finally I texted the group I was supposed to meet --
and the chatting group turned to me --
they were the group I was supposed to have dinner with.
Oh.
I had been to shy to ask them if they were waiting for someone.
Since they were from different graduating classes, they didn't know me by sight and I didn't know them.
If only I were brave enough to simply join a group and talk to them.
But I'm not.
I'm shy.
How shy?
Well, for example: at a recent writer's convention a group of us who had graduated from a grad writing program decided to get together for dinner.
We set up a place in the hotel to meet.
When I arrived there, another group waiting there asked me to take their picture beside the flower cart bicycle. Which I did. Then I sat down to wait.
The other group chatted together for a while.
Finally I texted the group I was supposed to meet --
and the chatting group turned to me --
they were the group I was supposed to have dinner with.
Oh.
I had been to shy to ask them if they were waiting for someone.
Since they were from different graduating classes, they didn't know me by sight and I didn't know them.
If only I were brave enough to simply join a group and talk to them.
But I'm not.
I'm shy.
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