Dear UPS

message from UPS, left on my door last Friday:
THE CUSTOMER WAS NOT AVAILABLE ON THE 1ST ATTEMPT. 
A 2ND ATTEMPT WILL BE MADE

Message from me to UPS:
I was home ALL DAY.
 I did take a few moments to pick the kid up from school. 
As usual, your timing was perfect.

Message from me to UPS today (Monday):
Dear UPS. 
Your Friday message said you'd deliver my package between 10 and 2pm on Monday. It is now almost 2:30 in the afternoon. 
Your online tracking says that my package was put on your truck at 4:30 am. 

There are many things I'd rather be doing than waiting all day for you to show up. (taking a shower would be nice.) 

In a little while I'll be going to pick up my granddaughter from school. Shall I assume that you are going to "attempt to deliver" during that time -- just like you did on Friday?